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Iris Wildthyme Books

Iris Wildthyme related novels and short story collections



051: The Wormery

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There's one place in creation where the truth really can be found in the bottom of a glass: Bianca's, a very special and very exclusive little club.

The Doctor, careworn and seeking quiet distraction, gains admission. But his rest and relaxation is soon shattered by the wobbly arrival of louche trans-temporal adventuress Iris Wildthyme. She claims she's on a secret mission of vital importance, the success of which hinges on her getting paralytic. When she's drunk, she can hear the whispering voices in her head!

The Doctor soon learns that Bianca's airs and graces cover not just one malevolent power lurking in the shadows, but several. And a wriggling, writhing presence has designs on the clientèle ­ just as Bianca herself has designs on the Doctor. At last, after so many centuries, the weary Time Lord is dragged by the heels into that darkest of undiscovered countries - love.


2 x CD



Iris Wildthyme: A Clockwork Iris

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The multiverse can be viewed – not terribly accurately, it’s true – as a mirror smashed into an infinite number of fragments.


No surprise then that, at one moment in time and in one such fragment, there resided that renowned transtemporal aviatrix, Ms Iris Wildthyme, along with her friend and drinking companion, Clockwork Panda. In a universe filled with brass and copper, where the skies are full of zeppelins, and where thick goggles are, for some reason, very much in fashion, they live their lives in a bright red airship, the number 22 to Putney Aerodrome.


These are their adventures…


Aaron Starum – The Woman who Sold the Moon

Christopher Bryant – Being

Ian Charles Douglas – Rattus Erectus

Jenna Burtenshaw – Tik Tak, Snik Snak

Jon DeCles – Parsley, Sage,Rosemary and Wildthyme

John Alice – Iris and the Airship

Mark Latham – Petit Fours, Petite Morte

Matt Bright – Iris and the Dame

Paul Driscoll – The Story Sorters

Simon Brett – Timepeace

Liesel Schwartz – Another Clockwork Iris


Iris Wildthyme and the Celestial Omnibus

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Iris Wildthyme short story collection

Introduction by Katy Manning
A Gamble with Wildthyme by Steve Lyons
Sovereign by Mags L Halliday
The Unhappy Medium by Mark Wright and Cavan Scott
Future Legend by Stuart Douglas
Battleship Anathema by Philip Purser-Hallard
The Dreadful Flap by Paul Magrs
Not a Drop by Steven Wickham
Iris Wildthyme y Señor Cientocinco contra Los Monstruos del Fiesta by Cody Quijano-Schell
Why? Because We Like You by Jonathan Dennis
The Scarlet Shadow by Stewart Sheargold
Only Living Girls by Steven Cole


What is there left to say about Iris Wildthyme — transtemporal  adventuress extraordinaire, metafictional explorer of texts and subtexts, double-decker-dwelling interstellar bag-lady, amnesia-prone political and sexual revolutionary, writer of wrongs, wronger of rights (especially copyrights), all-round champion of freedom, occasional nightclub singer and frequent bar-room floozy?

Well, there’s always something…


Iris Wildthyme and the Polythene Terror

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EXILED by her own mysterious people to Earth in 1976, IRIS WILDTHYME and her best friend PANDA are soon embroiled in a terrifying adventure involving RUBBISH MEN!


The STREETS of London are filled with DEADLY GARBAGE! Government Ministers are going out of their MINDS! TV Professors are proposing crazy ideas! MIDA SLIKE of the Ministry of Incursions and Ontological Wonders (MIAOW!) is called in, and soon her very best people are assembling to investigate the mysteries of THE CHASM…


But how can a Transtemporal Adventuress with a knackered double decker, a furious Panda and an absolutely shocking HANGOVER even begin to cope with what looks like a downright HORRIBLE PALAVER?


Pages: 192

Cover Art: Andrew-Mark Thompson


Iris Wildthyme Box Set 3

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CAST: Katy Manning (Iris Wildthyme), David Benson (Panda)


Three more adventures for everyone’s favourite trans-temporal Adventuress and her long-suffering travelling companion, Panda.

The Iris Wildthyme Appreciation Society
Written by Cavan Scott

Panda isn’t happy. One minute he’s due to be crowned an intergalactic hero with concubines galore and the next Iris is dragging him to the planet Trull, the 42nd Century equivalent of Milton Keynes. As Iris becomes the hottest celeb in the galaxy, little do they know that everyone on Trull is about to die…

Iris Rides Out
Written by Guy Adams

Thomas Carnacki, the famed Edwardian Ghost Finder, faces his most terrifying challenge yet. Not only must he rid Mocata Grange of hideous apparitions and rampaging pig-monsters, he must also avoid the advances of that hellcat Iris Wildthyme. Will any of them get through the night alive?

Midwinter Murders
Written by George Mann

People are dropping like flies in the Warwickshire village of Midwinter Leys and the number one suspect is Iris Wildthyme. Can Inspector Nettles and Sergeant Spartan find the real culprit before more loveable locals are murdered in increasingly bizarre ways? And will Panda ever get his pork pie?


Iris Wildthyme Box Set 4

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Katy Manning and David Benson are back as Iris Wildthyme and Panda in three unique audio adventures in Time, Space and the little bits in between.

Whatever Happened to Iris Wildthyme?

Written by Cavan Scott and Mark Wright

Iris is living the life she always dreamt of, swanning from one party to the next. From the swinging Sixties to the roaring Twenties to Freddie Mercury's 40th birthday bash via Ancient Rome, Iris has become the ultimate party girl. What more could she want? But who are those sinister ticking figures hiding in the mist? Why are partygoers snapping out of existence? And who is this Panda she keeps talking about?

Iris at the Oche

Written by Mark Wright

Super, smashing, great! It's the annual Pondside World Darts Championship. As down-at-heel pub darts player Ted Taylor steps up to the oche, Iris realises that the fate of the entire universe depends on the result of this one game of arrows. What are the calculations streaming through Ted’s mind, why are the bullish Hankians determined to drag a Kent Country Club into a temporal rift and will Panda ever get to enjoy his chicken-in-a-basket in peace? Game on!

A Lift In Time

Written by David Bryher

Ever get a tune stuck in your head? Annoying, isn't it? Especially when it transforms you into a mindless, murderous zombie. After years of righting wrongs and wronging rights, is the fat lady about to sing for Iris Wildthyme? As Panda becomes the next big thing and the bus is stolen by an insane artificial intelligence, Iris’s future finally catches up with her. Ding ding, going down...



Katy Manning (Iris Wildthyme), David Benson (Panda)


Iris Wildthyme - Iris 15

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The Ninnies on Putney Common – Paul Magrs

Gimme Shelter – Eddie Robson

Time to Exist – Andy Smillie

Party Fears Two- Stuart Douglas

God Engine Rhapsody – Julio Angel Ortiz

Project: Wildthyme- Cav Scott and Mark Wright

Our Tune – Ross Douglas

The Wildthyme Effect – Nick Campbell

Ouroboros – Neil Chester

In Passing – Nick Wallace

Iris at the V&A – George Mann

The Golden Hendecahedron – Cody Quijano-Schell

Samsara – James Manley-Buser

Iris and the Caliphate – Eric Brown

Mix Her Own Adventure – Patrick Magee

Scream in Blue – Dave Hoskin

Dog Days of Summer – Roy Gill



A fifteenth anniversary collection of Iris Wildthyme stories, featuring all sorts of Irises in all sorts of adventures – and don’t forget Panda!



Iris Wildthyme - Lady Stardust

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Up the Hill Backwards by Nick Campbell 

Low/Profile by George Mann

Hang onto Yourself by Paul Magrs

Slip Away by Scott Liddell

Cracked Actor by Stewart Sheargold 

Modern Love by Alan Taylor



Femme fatales emerged from shadows/

To watch this creature fair


Iris Wildthyme and David Bowie – it’s the ideal match, a dream come true! Seriously – what could possibly go wrong?



Iris Wildthyme - Ms Wildthyme and Friends Investigate

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The Found World – Jim Smith

The Irredeemable Love – Nick Wallace

Elementary, My Dear Sheila – Cody Quijano-Schell

The Shape of Things – Stuart Douglas


When Edward Malone discovers a peculiar yellow bottle on the banks of an ancient South American river, it takes the combined efforts of Professor Challenger, the Manleigh Halt Irregulars and Señor 105 to keep the contents safely under wraps. And that’s before Miss Iris Wildthyme sticks her nose in…

Time for Miss Wildthyme and friends to investigate!


Iris Wildthyme of Mars

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The Red Planet.


Everyone agrees about the colour, at least. The rest is up for grabs.


Is Mars a dead and sterile desert, or teeming with life?


Are Martians red, green or blue? Nubile and lithe, or monstrously tentacular?


Are they long gone, or waiting still? How do they feel about visitors?


Will we become the Martians? What kind of a world might we build on Mars? What myths, new or old, might we create there?


Oh – and how many different colours can you put in front of “Mars” to make a clever title?


These Marses are of course incompatible, contradictory, and in many cases quite impossible. And Iris Wildthyme has visited them all.




Iris Wildthyme: Wild Thymes on the 22

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Iris has always been a bit of a name-dropper. She was there when it all began, when it peaked, when it started going pear-shaped. Iris was there: tinkering with the spaceship design on the Star Wars set, upsetting Warhol’s films in the Factory, sexing it up with Chaucer, conjuring ghosts with Kate Bush, cross-dressing and undressing with Fanny and Stella, and arguing for her very existence with a nefarious biographer known as Magrs…


Pop star, fashion diva, writer, artiste, botherer, ratbag and liar. She’s done it all. Or undone it all.


Now, in this exclusive tell-all collection, taken from her journals, we hear Iris in her own words and get the inside gossip on her wild times…


Raiding Iris’ diaries this time around are…


The Heart Pendulums – Steve Cole

Rain and Regency – Neil Chester

Iris Wildthyme & the Bush Offensive – Stewart Sheargold

Drowned in Moonlight – Kenneth James McGowan

The Most Faithful Panda in the World – Richard Wright

Hillbilly Heavens – Brad Wolfe

The Haberdasher’s Tale – Brendan Jones

The Exploding Somewhat Inevitable – Philip Marsh

The Brightest Stars in the Demimonde – Matthew Bright

Starstation to Starstation – Jon Wesley Huff

The Magrs Conundrum! – Vivienne Fox

Untitled No. 22 – Cody Schell